… Toilet Cleaner!
Let’s kick his ass… even though he likes it!
Ah, something to take the pain away!
Just what is a “website” between husband and wife?
… Castro Worshiper!
Next he’ll be smoking cigars.
Gas prices will make you postal.
The BBC never heard of beef jerky?
… Jesus Shaver!
I’d hate to be the one to erase all them Jesus pictures.
When you got moobs, flaunt them.
Now that’s how God throws a frat party.
First AIDS. Now Tila Tequila. I pity Africa.
… Hitchhiking Dolphin!
Obviously, they’ve never read “A Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy.”
Need a new identity? Go Gators!
Next they’ll outlaw the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Whole new meaning to “pay at the pump!”
… Celebrity Activist!
Don’t you hate it when celebrities talk politics?
But they always screw you at the drive-thru!
Another reason for single-payer healthcare.
… Lion Rabbi!
But what about kosher platypus?
What’s next? Fake traffic tickets?
First the n-word. Now the r-word?
… Jailbait!
“The next JK Rowling” is jailbait!
It’s a race to the looney bin.
Jesus don’t want me for an Evian.
What if you could trade your Hummer for a lifetime supply of blowjobs?
… Fashion Nazi!
… Pyromaniac!
Hope the monsters got out alive!
MySpace will land you in jail.
Europe is slow.
I’ve been to Disney World a dozen times; vote for me!
Does this means Obama is going to hell?
All bikers have attitudes. See: Lance Armstrong.
Revenge of the Scots.
… Master Debater!
Why do we have to choose? Why not both?
Yes, your kid is fat… for now.
Just say it, Wayne. Just say it. Republicans are racist. You’ll feel better.
Yes, your kid is fat… but not on airplane food.
But what if I want to drink it in space?
