Strangers tend to confuse me for Big Foot.
I like to think of myself as a woolly samurai.
I used to be a "grammar cop," but now I’m for syntax legalization.
My one goal in life is the definition of "is."
Everyone is working class, though some have more class than others.
Did I mention that I'm a part-time radical?
On Tuesdays, I test faith. Thursdays, I make monkeys.
In Texas, I’m bored. Norway, I’m atheist.
If you chain my leg overnight, I'll be Lutheran by morning.
I saw Sarah Silverman walk on water once. Once.
Racist jokes aren't as funny as racist pets.
I thought An Inconvenient Truth was a snuff film.
Get a spiritual experience or die.
You can contact Nathan at nathan@iwasateenagewebsite.com
I like to think of myself as a woolly samurai.
I used to be a "grammar cop," but now I’m for syntax legalization.
My one goal in life is the definition of "is."
Everyone is working class, though some have more class than others.
Did I mention that I'm a part-time radical?
On Tuesdays, I test faith. Thursdays, I make monkeys.
In Texas, I’m bored. Norway, I’m atheist.
If you chain my leg overnight, I'll be Lutheran by morning.
I saw Sarah Silverman walk on water once. Once.
Racist jokes aren't as funny as racist pets.
I thought An Inconvenient Truth was a snuff film.
Get a spiritual experience or die.
You can contact Nathan at nathan@iwasateenagewebsite.com
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