Abram is the co-host and producer of i was a teenage podcast!  He believes that sacred cows are
great with a side of baked potato.  He is a poet, parent, pervert, and parrot.   Every day, he writes
the book.  Mostly, he is on board because of affirmative action.

His hobbies include tcb and showmanship.  His podcast brings all the boys to the yard, and
they're like it's better than yours; damn, right, it's better than yours.

In a former life, he was Oscar Zeta Acosta's hatchet.

He has a reputation like a roller coaster.

His favorite curse word is in Spanish.

Superman and Green Lantern aint got nothin' on him.

To contact Abram, please write to
abram@iwasateenagwebsite.com
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