Tired of zombies chasing you from abandoned mall to abandoned mall?

Sick of that knife-happy camper and his mom making all those counselors scream across the lake?

Condom ate your dick?

If so, then put down that razor, and keep it hairy with the pack from I Was A Teenage Podcast!
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I Was A Teenage Podcast! is a weekly show devoted to
movies, faith, guilty pleasures,
self-deprecation, kitsch, music, sex, activism, violence,
superheroes, super villains, revolution, indecision,
arson, and lucha libre.

Be it the Silver Surfer, 40 pieces of silver, Shel Silverstein,
or Jay Silverheels, listen as the wolfmen
sink their fangs into the things others avoid...except silver
bullets!
No, but silverously, folks, Nathan and Abram (not to be
confused with those two wild-and-crazy Old
Testament prophets) wisecrack on everything from NAFTA
and NAMBLA to the JLA and the WNBA.

They'll probably go to hell for it, but, hey, at least there's a
smoking section. Thank God for silver
linings! Anyone else going down need a light?

Surgeon General's Warning: I Was A Teenage Podcast!
should be taken as seriously as Pat Robertson,
especially when that crackpot levies death threats against
leaders of foreign countries, praises God for
hurricanes that ravage cities like New Orleans, and prays for
the destruction of the Pentagon. That fucker
is a laugh riot!

Coming Soon: I Was A Teenage Podcast! - in menthol!

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